- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Indians

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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