- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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