What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What are annoying? Ads.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Once upon a time

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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