Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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