When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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i like men but im not gay

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Heskey time.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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