- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

women's rights

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why didn't he finish his

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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