What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Sir, your wife is dead

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

The FCC

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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