Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

XD Jackass.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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