- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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