The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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