- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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