- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

penis. nuff said.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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