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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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