Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Women's rights.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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