Chris is hairy

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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