- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

a man makes a bad joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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