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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.