What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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