- Anti Joke

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania