What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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White men's rights

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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