Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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