What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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