A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Horse.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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