Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

it's funny because it's funny

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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