A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why did the man die? He was old.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What is a jew in space? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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