- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

why are black people so fast? because there black

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

It was a beautiful day. Face.

I am dyslexic

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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