- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's brown and sticky A stick

The game.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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