Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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