- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

what do you call a black chef glendon

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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