Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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