What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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A gay man watches football.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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