What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

96

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

This is my favorite antijoke.

Racial Equality

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...