- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

I woke up today

Nah

Dwight Howard

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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