- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Dumbledore dies.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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