- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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