- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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