- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

I have read the terms and conditions

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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