- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Once, I went to Peru.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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