XD Jackass.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

A Fat Kenyan

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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