a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

I'm Polish.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

CFL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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