- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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