- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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