What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Fat people

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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