- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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