- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Justin beiber..

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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