The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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