What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

ME NAME IS JEFF

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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