Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Trump will make America great again.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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