How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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