- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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